I swear to God woman, I’m gonna smack ya.
Go on, do it then.
I totally will.
Ok quit yapping and do it then.
I’m gonna
Ya you won’t, ya pussy, PUSSAY!
Shut your mouth…
…before you shut it for me?! AhAhAha. Who taught you how to hit? your husband?
…
*kissing noises* I like your neck scarf, does it comes in men’s?
It’s a bow tie, *snif* you bought this for me…
I bought it for ME, you just wear it.
Aaaaaand scene