December 2011
My apartment is haunted
Cables don’t just unplug themselves. What kind of ghost just goes around unplugging cords. Dick move ghost, I’m glad you’re dead.
Why are smoke detectors so damn hard to put back...
Have their inventors never seen a light bulb or jar lid? East to take off though, you just hit that shit with a broom or slipper. So well done on that bit.
This time of year has the worst hold music. Except anything sung by that silky devil Aaron Neville.
