January 2012
December 2011
My apartment is haunted
Cables don’t just unplug themselves. What kind of ghost just goes around unplugging cords. Dick move ghost, I’m glad you’re dead.
Why are smoke detectors so damn hard to put back...
Have their inventors never seen a light bulb or jar lid? East to take off though, you just hit that shit with a broom or slipper. So well done on that bit.
This time of year has the worst hold music. Except anything sung by that silky devil Aaron Neville.
October 2011
Why are there still spelling mistakes? The...
My least favourite guy is the guy who has advice...
You sir, are an asshole.
Ugh, German hip-hop
I like you guys but your language is way too aggressive. Less hard K’s and more soft C’s please. It’ll help yo flow. Merci (see how cool that is, and rhymes with just about anything?)
Feels like an arm's been cut off.
But it’ll get better. You gotta change in stormy weather.
